So how many times has it happened that you bump into one o ur good friends online and all you talk is utter meaningless gibberish!!! (almost always eh ..! ;) ) Well, It doesn’t get more irrelevant than this –

ME: So we meet again ..

She: Indeed… therez place enough only 4 one among us!

ME: And may I ask what the reason for this convenient coincidence is??

She: It’s either u or ME

ME: Precisely!

She: The coincidence isn’t convenient

ME: So how do we draw??

She: it’s carefully planed … RFID has been attached on ur backside.. by means of which I can track u and all ur minute movements.

ME: Hmm … tech savvy .. ooo .. I like that… u might be competition after all missy

She: Ha! we operate in mysterious ways .. little do u know

ME: I know I do .. but then thought u were too blond for that

She: Therez not a blond strand in that immaculate head of mine .. u have been cleverly deceived. I’m smarter than I let on

ME: Hmm .. I knew u were a blonde in a brunette’s body!

She: And u of course are dumber than u portray. Hmm… Am planning my next strategic move…

ME: Hmm ..

She: So how have u been engaged all these days?

ME: Doing stuff…. ( read as work :P ) Just off a 16hr a day week :(

She: Whoa! That’s grueling. So Jim and Steve have been following my orders

ME: ???

She: In keeping u indoors

ME: Who are Jim and Steve?

She: But the lesser mortal that u are, u will never know who Jim and Steve are only that u work under them

ME: Are we talking about ur dolls here again ???

She: And have to submit to their whims.. They in turn, report to ME

ME: Okay .. we are talking about ur dolls !!

She: my dolls?

ME: Yea .. Jim and Steve of your dollhouse!

She: My phone is ringing. Jim and Steve called

ME: At the same time?

She: To tell me that a packed week has been planned ahead 4 u

yes, together

ME: oh oki ..

She: They’re my cronies

ME: Hmm .. is that what u call em these days

She: cronies? Yep ..sidekicks

ME: Last time we spoke u called em ur boobly doobies!

She: they assume different identities 4 diff operations. it’s all part of subterfuge

ME: Oki .. things get pretty strange in ur doll house .So when are u throwing ur annual tea party??

She: It aint no doll house, dangerous weapons have no place in a doll house

ME: Yes they do when u put em in ur kitchen!

She: U have no idea how many of my men are decapitated every week for failing to carry out my orders successfully!

ME: ooo .. I’m scared .. that don’t scare me no more!!! It may work for ur boobly doobies!!!

She: Doesn’t that send shudders down ur spine?

ME: not even a pinch my lady .. ul just have to try harder!

She: I don’t need to try.. Wait n watch what will become of u. U will be at my feet begging 4 mercy

ME: I’ll be ready!!! And keep some handkerchiefs ready … ur boobly doobies would come crying back to u after I whoop their ass!!!

She: hmph! Their heads will roll on d floor

ME: Till we meet again then missy … and do come prepared this time …Last time we fought ur diapers fell off !!!

She: Diapers??? Don’t get me started on your dentures ..

ME: I’ve sacked my dentist .. Ill be ready this time

She: See u then!

P.S – I have a strict policy about the quality of content that goes up on my blog .. hmm .. this would prolly get a “Rubbish” on that scale .. :P !