Pangs passed me this link http://www.viknluda.com/ and boy! I have never been prouder to be a mallu. I mean mallus never sounded this good … Anyhoo .. As a tribute to em I decided to pen down my own mallu-rap!

A land of coconut oil and banana chips,
White sprawling beaches and fancy mallu cribs!
Gods own Kondrry, land down under they call
We’re taking over the world so watch out y’all

With our shirt tucked mundus we are so cool
With dark sunglasses.. oh they’ll make the babies drool
Pelvic thrusts in da club with all our pride
Gorgeous gals in half saaris on either side ;)

So you think our accent’s funny? Well, wipe off that grin
Let’s see how you act when some toddy gets in! ;)
Idli’s, Samber, Fish Curry.. we got it all !
Be Mallu … we the coolest of them all!!!!

We got our Lal’s and our Mamuttys!
Our daaashing Appu Kuttans and our raaavishing Lola Kuttis
Don’t you snicker when u see mallu homies pass
They’ll lift up their lungis and kick your ass!!

So moral of the story as u see
Being mallu is the only way to be!
Coz swear by Lord Ayyapa u get us mad..
And somebody’s gonna get hurt real bad!!! :)